Friday night - wine, chocolate and a DVD - it's become a bit of a tradition in our house!
The kids were tucked up in bed early and we were halfway through all three of the aforementioned treats, blissfully unaware of what our two year old was up to upstairs.
He appeared at 9.30 like this!!
And it was permanent ink! One friend tried to be positive and remarked, "At least he's ambidextrous!" I thought Mother-In-Law was going to wet her knickers.
I wonder if there's a waiting list for Borstal...